Now, I'm rather picky about my public bathrooms. Airplane bathrooms, for example: I definitely do not do airplane bathrooms. I can easily do a flight from JFK to Heathrow without using the facilities. I haven't used a Porta Potty since I was seven, and I've been known to demand that, during long car rides, we pull off the highway and stop at a Marriot or Hilton, because I'm terrified of gas stations. But I digress.
So I appreciate a nice bathroom. And the bathroom in this temple was perfectly adequate. Not great, but fine; it had a little waiting area with flattering lighting and mirrors, and had a nice art-deco decor. Somewhat cramped, but altogether adequate. Except for one thing.
As I went to wash my hands, I saw that there were no handles. I mentally groaned; I knew what was coming. I braced myself. I waved my hands under the faucet. Nothing. I brought them up closer to the faucet. Nothing. I slapped the faucet angrily, stomped my foot, and said, "I need water, dangit".
As my mother says, ask and you shall receive. The water came swooshing out with remarkable force, spraying me with cold water. I leapt back; my sister laughed at me.
You see, every time I use an automatic sink, it's a dreadful experience. I don't see why they were invented in the first place. There are so many problems with them. Firstly, the water temperature: how do they know what temperature I want? ("They", of course, meaning the tiny little men who live inside the faucet and turn the water on when they see me.) They don't. And so, instead of going with a neutral, warmish temperature, these little men giggle and make the water freezing. It's actually a scientific fact that automatic sinks produce water that's less than 45 degrees 97 percent of the time. (That's right. Scientific.)
Secondly, the water pressure is always all wrong. It's either a whooshing, spraying, you'll-have-to-change-your-sweater stream, or a teeny-tiny little trickle, where it takes about 6 minutes to wash your hands because the water's so dang slow. Either way, it's bad.
Then there's the element of surprise involved. You never know when those little men will turn on the water. Sometimes they wait a good 45 seconds; sometimes they turn on the water as soon as they see you approach. And then sometimes they like you to wave your hands like an idiot under the faucet, and sometimes they like you to raise your hands so close you're almost touching the tap. Each little man has a different preference.
So call me old-fashioned; call me naive. But I'm perfectly capable of turning the handle on the faucet, and I assure you I can work regular liquid, pump soap too. Stop with the automatic, and let me wash my hands in peace.
Shout outs to my baby sister Stella, and the woman who birthed me and continues to use that against me.